Hey, how’s it going? I’m Pat Marcello and I’ve written 10 books for publishers like ABC-Clio, Lucent, and Andrews-McMeel. I haven’t been writing for magazines or writing books for years, but I do write every day. I am a writer. And I have writerly thoughts all the time — some twisted, some normal. And so, I’d like to share a little of each with you. Enjoy!

Are We Really as Shallow as Guys?

So, we went to see The Expendables today. I'm a real film freak, and even write a movie blog, if you're interested to see what I think about the latest films.  We haven't been to the movies in so long because there's been so much crap put out lately that I was totally...

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Orange Thong Bonus

Hello. I'm an Internet marketer. I really should go to a meeting, but well... just can't seem to stay away from the stuff, you know. One of the things we Internet marketers do a lot of is to give bonuses for buying our products. It can be anything -- a video, an...

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My Criminal Cat

Look at that face. How can anyone resist it? But... this little cat is a criminal He is. Why? Because he likes to be outside all the time, except at night when he comes in to sleep on my bed. But I live in a condominium in Florida. And, the new president of our condo...

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