Hey, how’s it going? I’m Pat Marcello and I’ve written 10 books for publishers like ABC-Clio, Lucent, and Andrews-McMeel. I haven’t been writing for magazines or writing books for years, but I do write every day. I am a writer. And I have writerly thoughts all the time — some twisted, some normal. And so, I’d like to share a little of each with you. Enjoy!

Rain Kitty

by | Sep 13, 2010 | | 0 Comments

I introduced you to Blue, my criminal cat, last week. Now, I'd like to introduce you to my orange tabby cat Fitz, more affectionately known as "Rain Kitty." This is Fitz, inside a basket. He'll get into any small enclosure, even if he hangs out over the side. (Nobody...

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Are We Really as Shallow as Guys?

by | Sep 11, 2010 | | 2 Comments

So, we went to see The Expendables today. I'm a real film freak, and even write a movie blog, if you're interested to see what I think about the latest films.  We haven't been to the movies in so long because there's been so much crap put out lately that I was totally...

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Orange Thong Bonus

by | Sep 10, 2010 | | 0 Comments

Hello. I'm an Internet marketer. I really should go to a meeting, but well... just can't seem to stay away from the stuff, you know. One of the things we Internet marketers do a lot of is to give bonuses for buying our products. It can be anything -- a video, an...

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